A friend of mine is an actor and received this open call from Trump’s PR team.
Trump’s PR team is seeking to hire “ethnically ambiguous, Hispanic, mixed, multi Ethnic” persons to PRETEND to be a “Mexican Trump Supporter” for his media campaign.
This is legitimately confirmed.
Please get the word out by sharing this.
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!
As per tradition, I share this song on the first day of spring, and I shall, always.
ALWAYS.
“I’m pretty sarcastic, so people that don’t know me may think I’m a bitch” – Aubrey Plaza
GOD: I own you like I own the caves.
THE OCEAN: Not a chance. No comparison.
GOD: I made you. I could tame you.
THE OCEAN: At one time, maybe. But not now.
GOD: I will come to you, freeze you, break you.
THE OCEAN: I will spread myself like wings. I am a bird
with tiny feathers. You have no idea what’s happened to me.
