Tugboats and things

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  • shmuzzieheart:

    In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is Alton Brown.

  • irrationalnerd:

    sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

    weloveshortvideos:

    british summer is here.

    [rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
    “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
    [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
    “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
    “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
    “what a knobhead!”
    “fucking hell.”

    This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.

    (Source: https://irrationalnerd.tumblr.com/)

  • nintendocafe:

    Happy Halloween | Kirby

    Art by Captain Spooky

  • littlegraycats:

    littlegraycats:

    there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

    HURT PEOPLE

    HURT PEOPLE

  • draeneis:

    draeneis:

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    i agree with the point this person is trying to make but “pregnancy stan” sounds like something a fucking congressman would say to try and appeal to young republicans what the fuck are you talking about

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    my wife whom i love sitting me down at our kitchen table: i’m thinking about having a baby… do you… do you stan? 

  • zerojanitor:

    tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

  • k25ff:

    After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

  • caramelstroopwafel:

    athanatosora:

    gyey:

    micspam:

    im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

    I call bs cats are born knowing the f word

    cats Are the f word