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We are A-plus people, and we are going to an A-plus party.
Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde
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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
This is the best thing in my life
Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods
1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.
2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas
3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.
…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.
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There are accepted revolutions, revolutions which are called revolutions; there are refused revolutions, which are called riots.
Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
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ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here
bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this
thor: I’m not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles aren’t real.
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the high table: all this because of a puppy?
john wick:
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I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”
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me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun
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