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“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
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Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time
This is literally the funniest thing
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Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
“I present to you the finest escargot.”
“Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”
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my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”
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whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this
i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine
my parents used to do this to me when i was little – they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow
people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing
baby slingshot
