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  • accio-shitpost:

    mcgonagall leaves hogwarts for a week’s holiday

    when she comes back some of the students have put up ‘have you seen this cat?’ posters for her

  • flonyc:

    Today is July 31st. Black women had to work this many days into 2017 to make the money white men already made in 2016.

    When you shortchange women, you shortchange families. We refuse to wait any longer for equal pay.

  • sadittarius:

    sadittarius:

    scully wearing a maine t-shirt in Chinga is so funny to me because it implies that a) she actually bought a t-shirt to commemorate going to maine and b) upon buying said t-shirt she immediately changed into it. like scully was so hype to escape mulder for 48 hours she went full american tourist. she probably made a photo album.

    from all things, following mulder’s literal 1 day in london, proof mulder and scully are the ULTIMATE tourist parents. they 100% bought merch from every single town they visited. they definitely have a quilt made up of all their old trip t-shirts. they have christmas ornaments from every tourist trap in america

  • oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

    karaagehime:

    notevensneaky:

    teaboot:

    scotchtapeofficial:

    princess-peridot:

    scotchtapeofficial:

    it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

    How did you know if you dialed the right number

    each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

    i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

    Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

    another acceptable answer: *blaring loud error sounds on the other side indicating that it wasn’t an actual number at all whatsoever*

  • obviousplant:

    I made some state tourism ads and left them outside a local travel agency.

    More stuff like this on Facebook | Instagram

  • the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
    me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
    the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you’re going in Slytherin
    me: that’s fair.

  • not-a-space-alien:

    memeiversaries:

    July 11th is the Feast Day of Dashcon, which was first celebrated in 2014.

    Happy Dash Day, everyone