Side effects of reading a Jane Austen novel

justwaitingformrdarcy:

• An improved vocabulary
• A general feeling of happiness
• A higher set of expectations for a possible partner
• A hatred for the names Wickham and Collins
• An enthusiasm for dancing 
• A love for introverted male leads
• A fear of going out in the rain, as it may lead to a very serious illness
• A desire to take walks in the countryside
• A newfound love for the word “ardently”