I love Gryffindor but even I have to admit it’s probably the most shit stupid idea for a Hogwarts House because it’s like “yes let’s take all the adolescents with poor impulse control and put them ALL IN THE SAME PLACE”
What a lot of people don’t realise is that Helga Hufflepuff basically gamed the entire house system so that ordinary, chill people could get some goddamn peace for a change.
Poor impluse control & show offs – over there.
Overwraught daydreamers & insufferable pedants – thattaway
Obsessive emo try-hards and baby bigots – you know where to go.
Anyone else out for drama? No? Good. Let’s camp out by the kitchen. We’re gonna need snacks.
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