Tugboats and things

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

“hey, bobby, ginger’s kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?”

“non-binary.”

“huh? wha? what’d i say?”

“you said ‘non-binerary.’ the word is non-binary.”

“right. non-byrony.”

“oh my god”

“ginger’s gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she’s so excited!”

“she’ll get to make signs… chant slogans…”

“you sound kind of jealous, lin.”

“well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom.”

“pee flag!!”

“gene.”

“…kids, are any of you non-binary?”

“i respond to both ‘attaboy’ and ‘you go, girl!’”

“i’m whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys.”