Tugboats and things

ultrabirb:

This is a guide to bird classification:

• Barb: a mean bird

• Berb: a fast, thin bird

• Birb: applies to any bird

• Borb: a fat and/or adorable bird

• Burb: a bird that is diminutive in size

• Byrb: a mysterious bird

Thank you for reading! Now you will be able to properly classify any birds you find in the wild!

I never knew a Shoebill was a byrb, but I like it.