BUT is gansey a virgin

maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20:

Dear larajeansong,

How I would love to answer your question, as there is nothing more than I like than the delighted smiles of readers satiated by answers.

However, when reading your question (I have mentally added a question mark to the end of your words to elevate them from fragment to query; this is just one of my many talents) all I could think of is how I long for the day when the word “virgin” is mostly used for describing olive oil or a particular set of islands rather than a human, as I am struck by how the tendency to consider virgin humans a markedly different commodity than nonvirgin humans has ended up in years and years of collective uncertainty, agony, judgment, and ignorance on the part of said virgins and nonvirgins.

So I am afraid I cannot answer your question. I can give you this video of one of my fainting goats instead, however. 

urs,

Stiefvater

Was so sure this was going to end with, “Stiefvater out,” and a mic drop. Though, to be fair, there was a goat drop, and that does make even more sense.

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