Sirius Black: So now that we know Remus Lupin is actually Werewolf McWerewolf we gotta do something totally awesome to help him out once a month while he’s ReMSing

James Potter: I completely agree.

Sirius Black: We should be animals

James Potter: I wanna be a dragon

Sirius Black: I wanna be an Acromantula

James: I wanna be a boggart and take the form of my enemies greatest fear

Sirius: I wanna be a freaking hippogriff and fly around majestic as fuck

*research*

James: This looks really hard

Sirius: Yeah this is gonna take forever

James: Or, hear me out, you could probably be a dog. Sirius Black. Black Dog. Get it?

Sirius: Yeah, you can be a deer or something

James: Why a deer?

Sirius: Why NOT a deer?

James: Fuck yeah.

*Marauder high-five*

Peter: What about me guys

James: I dunno

Sirius: Be something that will somehow overwhelmingly represent the person you become in ten years due to some divine form of foreshadowing

Peter: Rat it is?

James: Rat it is.