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abjworld:

say it loud ! say it proud ! 🌈

ditzyalpaca:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

imnotrevealingmyname:

silly-jellyghoty:

phantomrose17:

dailyhangover:

Fuck

nonasuch:

If you’re in or near Philly, the (vegan) bakery responsible for this mermaid Gritty cake is reopening their kitchen soon and will have cookies and bars available for pickup! If you are not in or near Philly, please enjoy this mermaid Gritty cake.

(I know the owners, am not vegan but still miss their incredible brownies desperately since they left DC, and have been super enjoying the increasingly weird Gritty cakes they post to Instagram.)

kin-moodboardz:

🐛🪱🐛 | 🪱🐛🪱 | 🐛🪱🐛

Slimey the Worm from Sesame Street stimboard with orange and green slimes and paint mixing for anon!

I hope you like it, just tell me if you want anything changing! 😀

fieriframes:

[3 images. Guy Fieri standing in front of a window. A man standing in a kitchen. A piece of cake and ice cream on a plate. Captions: Starfleet people are trained to render aid and assistance whenever– But not trained in clear thinking. Let’s consider your thoughts. You call us savages]

That’s right.