borzoiboogers:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

dotty-literati:

thestraggletag:

theriddlerisanerd:

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

I’m tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they’re true.

tottokohamutaro:

familybreakfastt:

So you haven’t read his latest tweets.

spacecrygirl:

shoelace-and-friends:

mitski-miyawakis:

rat-mama:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

catholic pez

lemememeringue:

noshameinoursickness:

leafinthebreeze:

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

o-r-k-i-d-e-deactivated20210105:

weaver-z:

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON