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  • hewasnumberwan:

    Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

  • thetangles:


    紅木春

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    kiki and jiji (kiki’s delivery service)
    ✔ republished w/permission

  • tesladyneindustries:

    idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it

  • shaggydogstail:

    prongsmydeer:

    I love Gryffindor but even I have to admit it’s probably the most shit stupid idea for a Hogwarts House because it’s like “yes let’s take all the adolescents with poor impulse control and put them ALL IN THE SAME PLACE”

    What a lot of people don’t realise is that Helga Hufflepuff basically gamed the entire house system so that ordinary, chill people could get some goddamn peace for a change.

    Poor impluse control & show offs – over there.

    Overwraught daydreamers & insufferable pedants – thattaway

    Obsessive emo try-hards and baby bigots – you know where to go.

    Anyone else out for drama?  No?  Good. Let’s camp out by the kitchen.  We’re gonna need snacks.

  • notcuddles:

    fennekincrossing:

    givemeinternet:

    SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

    please leave

    what perfection this is

  • academicssay:

    You are more than your CV. You are also other things that could have gone on your CV that didn’t seem relevant until seeing them on someone else’s.

  • weneeddiversebooks:

    Check out these amazing displays from Oblong Books! That’s why they’re a nominee for the #WNDBooksellers Award. http://bit.ly/2ihTCTK

  • thefuckingbonglord:

    bevismusson:

    I nearly scrolled past this without looking properly but had to go back and check. Glad I did.

    @cherry-pixels

  • Small things I love about Moana

    theangelwithashotgun8:

    colordrifter:

    • There is no talk of finding Moana a husband. SHE is going to be chief of her village. No one can take that from her.
    • How Moana is a competent leader before she even sets out on her journey.
    • The village seems to have more or less a hereditary monarchy that disregards gender and the matriarchal influence is clear: Moana is mostly inspired by her grandmother and the major deity in this movie is a Mother Goddess.
    • “Crazy” does not mean worthy of ridicule.
    • The central questions: “Do you know who you are? How do you know who you are?” Those cut deep.
    • The sibling relationship between Moana and Maui.
    • The vision about the ancient wayfinders. And “Know the Way,” which makes the entire sequence a million times more emotional.
    • This might be a Disney Princess movie, but it is also solidly an action movie.
    • Moana doesn’t like being called “princess”.
    • The goddamn gold-plated glow-in-the-dark giant crab. Who sings well.
    • Forehead touches. Between a human girl and a goddess.
    • The fact that Heihei manages to do ONE USEFUL THING in the entire movie.
    • Moana is so sturdily built. She managed to clock Maui, of all people.
    • Nature has agency.
    • How Gramma Tala’s passing is quietly understated. Her last words to Moana are those of sincere encouragement and her death is not explicitly shown. But you see the huge luminous sting ray a couple minutes later and you just know.
    • The entire sequence at the beginning that depicts island life. And Chris Jackson’s singing. Everyone’s singing, really.
    • Moana gulping deep lungfuls of air the first time her canoe overturned is so realistic, I could feel myself choking on ocean water.
    • The coconut pirates. They are VICIOUS little fuckers.
    • Moana earning a place among Maui’s tattoos.
    • Gramma Tala’s spirit is solid enough to hug. No more “LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF SIMBA” from the clouds.
    • Disney smashing the fourth wall and throwing shade at their own Princess story formula.
    • Romance is never ever ever even hinted at. Because Moana is all of 14 years old and she has bigger things on her mind.
    • All the songs. ALL OF THEM. They hit just the right emotional cues.
    • How culturally rich Disney managed to make this movie.
    • The sheer vividness of the animation. The wealth of expression on the faces of these characters. The colors.

    I hope you don’t mind if I add to this

    – Moana and Maui tying their hair up (as a native Polynesian girl I can say with full certainty that putting our hair in a bun with one hand is a skill you are born with)

    Maui himself was such a huge part of my childhood I loved seeing him in a Disney Movie

    – Seriously, during “You’re Welcome” I was practically screaming in the theater because I GREW UP WITH THAT

    – The fact that the water is a character

    Her hair was constantly slapping her in the fact that was beautiful

    – During a lot of Maui’s scenes I could see The Rock’s Samoan Culture peeking through (I’m Samoan, this made me cry)

    Maui’s size

     I have brothers his shape and build, with his hair, and with tons of tattoos, I saw them in him and it also made me cry

    Tamatoa

    – The line where Moana sings “I’m a girl who loves my island” because that made my heart sing

    – “I will carry you here in my heart!” Because yes, yes, yes, when someone we love dies they stay with us-we carry them forever

    – The disembodied voice of Lin Manuel-Miranda

    @doriangrayshopsatforever21

  • basiliskfree:

    circesadventures:

    rareandradiant-maiden:

    noivern:

    carbisari:

    basiliskfree:

    carbisari:

    basiliskfree:

    Today’s problem

    what do chairs for dragons look like.

    big comfy piles of pillows

    Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

    DAWWW SO CUTE :>

    they use human chairs but really badly

    same

    Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

    @basiliskfree

    I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol